SON
Motto - "Nemo me impune lacessit."
Race:
Polish lowlands
Date of birth 01.02.2008, Fourth Age
Sex: Very manly.
Colouring: noldorin-gondorian
Hobby: Drinking milk.
Culinary tastes: Eat! Milk!
Favourite activity: Drinking milk.
Most notable achievement: number of doctors saying: "I'm sorry, but I can't examine him" and " But, madam, children are not supposed to do that!"
Friends: cover of the Grandma's computer, the blue cow and the rattling rabbit.
Enemies: medical service, bath
Contribution to the process of artistic creation: Contribution?! The crowning achievement!
HUSBAND
Motto - "I love you. I know."
Race:
Polish lowlands
Date of birth 25.08.1958, Fourth Age
Sex: Oh, yes!
Colouring: Fading by the summer
Education: Quite right
Hobby: After the wedding?!
Culinary tastes: Eat! Meat!
Favourite activity: Sleeping
Most notable achievement: Differentiating between Dudus Jentyk and the other one
Friends: "No one will pick for me my own friends...
Enemies: ...and as for the enemies - I will look for them myself"
Contribution to the process of artistic creation: Constantly stimulating
Cykor-Jentyk Chmiel-Majewski,
also called Królik ("Rabbit"), Buras ("Of a Dun Colour"), Dudu¶ or, finally, Piaskoludek ("Little Sandman")
Motto:
"I'm coming. Be afraid"
Race:
rabbit, I daresay
Date of birth: around 29.03.03
Parents: they're a riddle
Sex: it's a he, though in the beginning pretending to be a she
Colouring: Vets are still pondering over this. With a reasonable amount of caution, let us classify it as white-dun-grey-brown
Education: secondary, rabbitish
Hobby: Mzimu's attendant
Culinary tastes: chicory, sunflower seeds, tea, carpet fringes,
and the comic book "Korak, son of Tarzan"
Friends: People Who Are Good At Stroking And Who Give Seeds
Enemies: the vacuum cleaner and Those Who Do Not Give Seeds. And Took
Favourite activities: eating, lying around, creeping into the room where rabbits are not admitted and gambolling on the armchair
Most notable achievement: : that he is still alive, with an advanced allergy and having
undergone three surgeries, several other veterinary interventions and five X-ray examinations
Contribution to the process of artistic creation: nicely warms up feet during
long hours of desk work
Took, also called Mzimu
Motto:
"Make love, not war"
Race:
rabbit showing class
Date of birth: around 15.06.04
Parents: rabbit aristocracy, no doubt
Sex: Rabbit-Lady
Colouring: sky blue
Education: Academy
Hobby: making love, not war (sometimes making war, not love)
Culinary tastes: Hay. Well, might be also hay. And, just for a change, hay. And the comic book "Korak, son of Tarzan"
Friends: Jentyk Dudu¶. Hand Giving Hay
Enemies: Shock
Favourite activity: consuming hay, lying around on the back with belly full of hay and running away from self underneath a bookcase
Most notable achievement: moving into a house where an oath was sworn stating that no more
rabbits would be admitted. And squeezing her way out between the bars of a locked cage
Contribution to the process of artistic creation: just observing
Swayer
Motto:
""You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?!""
Race:
Bastard(bastardus magnus)
Date of hatching: 2003
Parents: Mother: canary, father: goldfinch
Sex: Male
Colouring: goldfinch-like
Education: Assasin Academy
Hobby: killing people
Culinary tastes: pumpkin seeds
Friends: all dead
Enemies: all dead
Favourite activity: killing
Most notable achievement: scaring the plumber out of the house
Contribution to the process of artistic creation: Inspiring, especially when kinslaying and Nirnaeth Arnoediad are included
Shock
Motto:
"Care about me"
Race: Rex
Date of birth: Unknown
Parents: Unknown
Sex: Male
Colouring Black
Education: Unknown
Hobby: laying on the couch and being stroked
Culinary tastes: everything except stawberries
Friends: Everyone
Enemies: None
Favourite activity: eating and being stroked
Most notable achievement: living and being friendly (after he had been tortured and abused in his youth)
Contribution to the process of artistic creation: very curious, he takes part in every act
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